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Scorching cards
Heat 3: absurd, blunt and dark-funny. Never explicit.
The cards
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Happy birthday! I'd tell you to act your age, but I've seen you try.
Act your age
Happy birthday! I'd tell you to act your age, but I've seen you try.
Birthday · Outrageous Scorching
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Happy birthday! You survived another year of your own decisions.
Survivor
Happy birthday! You survived another year of your own decisions.
Birthday · Outrageous Scorching
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This season, I wish you peace, joy and a relative who finally loses the argument.
Losing the argument
This season, I wish you peace, joy and a relative who finally loses the argument.
Holidays · Outrageous Scorching
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This Thanksgiving, let's be grateful for the things that matter.
Survival plan
This Thanksgiving, let's be grateful for the things that matter.
Holidays · Outrageous Scorching
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Another year together, and I still haven't found anyone better.
Search called off
Another year together, and I still haven't found anyone better.
Love and anniversary · Outrageous Scorching
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I've seen you eat cereal over the sink at 2 AM, and I stayed.
Still here
I've seen you eat cereal over the sink at 2 AM, and I stayed.
Love and anniversary · Outrageous Scorching
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To the best boss I've ever had.
Low bar
To the best boss I've ever had.
Workplace · Outrageous Scorching
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Retired
Happy retirement!
Workplace · Outrageous Scorching
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Congratulations! I always knew you'd make it.
Called it
Congratulations! I always knew you'd make it.
Congratulations · Outrageous Scorching
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The favor
Thank you for your help.
Thank you · Outrageous Scorching
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This is my apology. Draft number nine.
Draft nine
This is my apology. Draft number nine.
Apology · Outrageous Scorching
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You're one of the few people I'd answer the phone for.
A rare honor
You're one of the few people I'd answer the phone for.
Just because · Outrageous Scorching